Walgreen’s Pharmacists
October 3rd, 2008
Hey stupid Walgreen’s pharmacists! I hope you have a lot of patience and plenty of time on your hands. Why? Because the next time you need a transfer from me, here’s what’s going to happen. I’ll let the phone ring for a minute or two (you’re welcome, I know how much you love that sound), pick up the phone with the most contumelious greeting, and put you on hold for another 10 minutes (no no, 10 minutes and 57 seconds to be exact) just to transfer you back to the front desk. That’s right. And after another 8 minutes and 31 seconds of holding, I’ll spit your damn transfer out at you at a speech rate of no less than 800 wpm. And when I’m done, I’ll hang up on your face. Yeah, how do you like them apples?