It’s Flu Season, Stock Up On Plan B
February 23rd, 2009
We are in the midst of the flu season. Guess what drug had the biggest increase in sales last week? Tamiflu? Good guess, but no. Relenza? You’ve been reading the CDC website haven’t you. Good try, but wrong again. Z-pak, Amoxil? Nope.
The correct answer is Plan B, the morning after pill.
Plan B will not prevent the flu, of course. But it will prevent pregnancy, especially after getting shagged on Valentine’s day (yes, that evil holiday), which just happens to be in one of the worst months for flu. Now you see the correlation?
Every year, the days after Valentine’s Day are filled with dumb-asses timorously asking for Plan B at the pharmacy counter. I mean how stupid are these people to not carry a raincoat around knowing that it’s gonna rain? I bet these same people will probably go to war without any guns. Idiots!