I Am Totally In Love
March 9th, 2009
I have a new love. I’ve only started seeing her a few weeks ago. She came at the right time in my life. I’m even willing to admit that I really need her. After a long day at work, she’s Vicodin for my achy feet, Ativan for my stress, Seroquel for my insanity, Ambien for my insomnia. Dinner isn’t the same without her by my side.
She’s American.
She’s from Milwaukee.
Her first name is Miller.
Her last name is Lite.
Miller Lite.
That’s my new love. I like her cold, ice cold, so cold that I get chills down my spine.
Every retail pharmacist has an alcohol beverage of choice. Miller Lite is mine.