I Love Retail
May 7th, 2009
Ok, “love” is an exaggeration. But sometimes, working retail is quite gratifying. In the past week, I got to fill Mr. John Biggerrod his Cialis , miss Phyllis Herpes her Valtrex, rinsed perfume out of a kid’s eye, helped an illiterate man remember how to take his meds, and got a woman to flop out her bare breasts to show me her rash. Yeah, top that you vanco-troughing, aminoglycosides-dosing hospital pharmacists.
HIPPA notice: the above names and incidents may be fictitious. I can’t really decipher because I’m tired and delirious.
hahaha
[...] Mr. John Biggerrod wanted to fill both his Cialis and his Viagra. He came in with a box of condoms and a grin. Female tech, “Thank you, have a good evening.” He winked, “Oh, I will.” [...]