Writes Like a Lexus
June 19th, 2009
Many of you are probably dying to know what kind of pen I use at work. In fact, you’re so anxious to find out you can hardly sleep at night. OK, maybe not, you don’t give a damn. But in case you do, tucked snugly inside my right pocket 10 to 12 hours a day, 3 to 4 days a week is the Pilot G2 07, known by many as the Lexus of pens (when I said “many” I meant just me).
This gel pen writes like you wouldn’t believe. Its ultra smooth writing makes it ideal for taking phone-in prescriptions, especially from big-mouthed nurses talking at a rate of 600 wpm while giggling and stuffing their pie hole with food at the same time. It is almost smear-proof, dries extremely fast, and never ever leaves nasty globs of ink behind. Most importantly, it comes in, besides 8 other colors, pink, turquoise, and my favorite, purple. I refuse to use any other pens. That’s like driving a Corolla when you already have a Lexus. Who would want to do that!