Work Miscellanies
July 28th, 2009
You know your job rocks when you work 8 consecutive 9- to 12-hour days and still have the energy to sing karaoke until 2 in the morning, only to get up at 6 to drive an hour to work, and loving it!
Mr. John Biggerrod wanted to fill both his Cialis and his Viagra. He came in with a box of condoms and a grin. Female tech, “Thank you, have a good evening.” He winked, “Oh, I will.”
If your kids don’t behave in school, give them Adderall. If they don’t behave in the car, give them Benadryl. That will knock the little brats out for a peaceful 6-hour drive. Damn I love overmedicated America. It sure pays my bills.
I am now fully certified to administer vaccination. Yeah, a real fucking honor. Last time I checked, “PharmD” follows my name, not “RN.”