Mariah vs. Eminem
July 31st, 2009
Mariah releases Obsessed. Eminem counters with The Warning. Freaking awesome!
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out
You made to my house
When you was wild n out
Before Nick
When you was on my dick
And give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house?
Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth
If you don’t want Nick finding out…Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and that goes for you Nick too, faggot
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt
Who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months
And only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky?
Tell the public that I was so ugly
That you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we were dry humping.
It’s gotta count for something
Listen, girly.
Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early
Cause I ejaculated prematurely
And bust all over your belly, and you almost started hurling
And said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomach’s curling.