Birthday Wish List
October 22nd, 2009
I spent my birthday at work. By the time I got home from work, there was only 9 minutes left of my birthday. So I spent that 9 minutes typing this list of what I want wanted for my birthday.
1. PS3 with “Call of Duty 4.” I’m getting tired of playing Madden ‘07 on my old PS2.
2. 52″ HDTV with Dish Network. I’ve been watching little blurry dots with helmets running around the football field on my 19 inch CRT.
3. Core 2 Quad desktop with a kick ass graphic card. I do more TV watching on the computer than on the TV.
4. A new car. I’m beginning to think I’ve bought a lemon. That piece of crap is giving me more problems than a narcotic-seeking pot head trying to get early refills.
5. A house. I’m at that stage in life where settling down is starting to sound pretty damn good. I want a house where I can take pride in maintaining, a place where I can set up my 300 gallon fish tank, and a computer room twice the size of the master bedroom.
That’s a pretty modest wish list in my account.
Me likey 300 gallon fish tank. That’s as big as my house AND backyard. I’ll be a big bro and take the lemon car for you.
Which house? Don’t you have like 10?
You know, the one with the yard sign that reads “This is not a dumpster. Please do not put trash here.”