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I have 2 brothers. Each of them has a flat screen HDTV, a kid, and 2 houses.

Two freaking houses.

I, on the other hand, am living in an apartment, eating instant noodles, and watching rabbit ears.

Rabbit freaking ears.

The only thing worst than my rabbit ears would be a fuzzy set of black-and-white rabbit ears.

So, as a way to stick it to the man, I am saving up money for one of these babies.

It’s a 24-karet gold plated, antique phone. I saw it at a luxury hotel last weekend. It costs roughly $10,000.

I’ll have the pleasure to call it mine in about 40 years. But it’s worth it.

Unlike my brothers’ kid, it won’t wake up at night asking for milk.

Unlike my brothers’ TV, it won’t ring up a huge energy bill.

Unlike my brothers’ houses, it won’t require a monthly mortgage.

So take that you cute-kid raising, hi-def watching, multi-house owning brothers. You may have a life, but I’ll have a gold plated phone.