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We went to Sinh Sinh restaurant in Houston over the weekend. Frankly, $98 for a “lẩu” was a little on the pricey side, but it includes lobsters, oysters, shrimps, and a bunch of other fancy stuff. Amusingly, our waitress only knows one word of English, “enjoy.”

Us: “Excuse me, can we get more water?”
Waitress (bringing water): “Enjoy.”

Us: “Hi, can we get some chopsticks?”
Waitress (bringing chopsticks): “Enjoy.”

Us: “Can we get the check?”
Waitress (bringing check): “Enjoy.”
Us (fighting for the check): “Can you put it on this card?”
Waitress (bringing back the receipt): “Enjoy.”

Us: “Where’s the bathroom?”
Waitress (pointing to the back): “Enjoy.”
Us: ???

After filling about 59 scripts all by myself last Friday, I was dead tired.

So I decided to stop by the gas station for a cold beer before heading back to the hotel.

There I stood, 15 freaking minutes, trying to find ONE, just one, beer to bring home. Sure there were 6 packs, 12 packs, 24 packs, but I just wanted ONE beer.

Am I allowed to remove a single beer from its pack? What kind of gas station doesn’t sell just ONE beer? I can try taking just ONE beer and risk being called an idiot by the cashier.

Exhausted from my own cluelessness, I started walking out when my drooling mouth forced me back for that ONE beer.

There I stood, again, this time for another 10 minutes, scanning, searching for that ONE beer. Playing it smart, I decided to wait until everybody is gone. That way, if the cashier rejects me I won’t cause a big scene.

My heart was pounding as I brought that ONE beer to the cashier. I felt like a 16-year-old attempting to buy his first alcohol.

The cashier saw what’s in my hand and asked for my ID. I knew right then that I was safe.

I finally got my ONE beer.

I spent hours playing with this rabbit last weekend. So tempted to pocket the thing on my way home, but it just seemed wrong stealing from my niece.

I am so tempted to sign up for JetBlue’s All-You-Can-Jet Pass. It includes unlimited travel anywhere, anytime from September 8 to October 8 for $599. San Francisco, San Diego, New York, Tampa, Bermuda, and Cancun would definitely be on my list. I’ve always wanted to explore the continental US. This is my chance.

This job is killing me. I think I’m gonna have to turn in my two weeks notice on Monday.

Or not.

The worsening economy is hitting us hard. Outsourcing jobs to a third-world country just doesn’t cut it anymore. Some stores are now outsourcing to a different species all together. Staples use monkeys, pictured above, for Live Customer Support.

Me: Hi, I’d like to use this coupon code for my order
CS: adsf;3053dd jkl fs
Me: Excuse me?
CS: jsfdfd90ur3jk3m,rgmcv, do-0t 4- t49u

You’d think they’d use a better icon for something like that.

Some days I would gladly give up my paycheck to do this to a customer at work.

Amazing.

Are you kidding me? She didn’t just give him a free pass to cheat on her didn’t she? Mèng đéc ơi, Việt Nam giờ ớn thiệt.